Room 2 did some dirty Bertie writing on the computer and we are sharing two pieces of writing:
DIRTY
BIRTIE
Smelly Birtie is a revolting kid. He has a radioactive butt and likes
to fire volleys of atomic gas into the atmosphere, his eyes are always bulging
and darting to side to side like a lizard. His fingers are always grubby and he
hates baths more than anything! He has scruffy brown hair like a dog, and when
he wants to he can be silent but violent or as loud as a brass band! If he was
real then he would have ripped his pants! ‘KABLAM!!!!!!’ goes his butt.
‘POOH! Is that you Birtie?’
Smelly Bertie
I have created a visual language poster of
Smelly Bertie as an image.
He likes farting so I have made him the
shorts and he is breathing out a fart. The dominant image as you have probably
guessed is smelly Bertie. In the back-ground I have used a greeny dirty colour
to represent the dirty farts he makes. The colour of his shirt is white and
mucky because he never washes it and his shorts are red like the ones he wears.
I have outlined the shorts and top to make them stand out.
The fart is also a greasy green colour.
These are the appropriate colours for smelly Bertie.
So mark my words and I’m telling the
truth don’t go near Smelly Bertie because his bottom might explode any minute
now
